So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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