this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
How's work?
Spinning.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
foreskin is a definite game changer
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
i think im in europe. pls send help
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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