You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
wakey wakey hands off snakey
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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