I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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