she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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