do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
being pregnant is like rehab
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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