Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
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You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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