I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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