Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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