Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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