and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
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We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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