Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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