whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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