you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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