1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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