Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i wish my penis had a tongue
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Randomize
