I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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