Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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