I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He kissed a someone with a penis
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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