It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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