when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Shame is for Republicans.
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