That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
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I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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