Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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