Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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