she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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