I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
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she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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