So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
and she was petting her beer can
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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