Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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