yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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