hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
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Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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