a queef is a wish your heart makes.
he was CRYING into my vagina
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
