I want to stick my p in your. b.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I just blew my weed a kiss
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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