im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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