You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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