when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Randomize
