Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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