Buhtt sex?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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