Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
