He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
My breasts were aching with rage.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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