it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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