I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
they need to just BURY HIM!
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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