Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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