so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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