I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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