I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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