He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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