I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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