He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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