I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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