discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
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Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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