i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Randomize
