Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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