I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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