Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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