Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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