you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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