You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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