Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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